Look. Look at that pen. Those are real coffee beans. Real. Coffee. Beans. In a pen. I mean, I'll just put a box down, and you can throw your money in it for me to pick up, because that will create the social distance needed for us to safely complete this transaction.
Anywho. If you want a pen made from real coffee beans that has a magnetic cap that easily can drop onto either cap for ease of use or storage, this is really kinda where you need to stop looking.